Kids are the funniest.

Jack, my three year old, was relaying a story back to my Mom. It is more or less the story of the tortoise and the hare but done with cars. The slow car is "Little Red". And whenever the fast cars leave him in their dust, he says, "Putt-putt cough".

So my Mom asks Jack what Little Red says and Jack says, "Putt-putt cough says Little Red". Then Jack says, "Putt-putt ah-choo says Little Red". And he tops that off with the inevitable "Putt-putt tout says Little Red".

I'm so proud my son has mastered the bodily function sounds -- it's like he is now a full member of the family.